- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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