- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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