- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Who invented apple? God

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

women's rights.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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