Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Cancer.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Justin Beiber

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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