why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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