- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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