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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

what to call someone thats gay zak

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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