whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

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