An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Camerons hair is Curly..

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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