I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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it was all Tagart

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Caramel Boing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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