- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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