- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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