I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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