- Anti Joke

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Knock knock It's open, come in

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A drunk guy walks into a car

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

No because your face is really f***** up.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!