whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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