- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

richard is fag

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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