- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I had friends on the Death Star.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??