How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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hi michael

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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