- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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