- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click here to end the world.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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