I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Women's rights.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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