What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Poker face

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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