What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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