- Anti Joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.