Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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penis

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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