What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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WNBA

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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