A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Error 37.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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