- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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