Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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