- Anti Joke

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Caroline Kelly.

knock knock go away!!!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11