why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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