- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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