- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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