- Anti Joke

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.