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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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