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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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