Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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