To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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