How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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