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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Knock knock. Its open.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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