- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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