- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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