- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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