What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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