Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Julian Ha.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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