- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

say it ten times fast: oh

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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