What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

You're a big fat monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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