why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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