How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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