- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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