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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

a blind man walks into a wall

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

João Duarte reads this.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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