Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Kys

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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