- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

N-E Pats never cheated

what you get time to go with? - a clock

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