- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why? Why not?

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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