A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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