- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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