Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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