- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

knock knock!? . . No.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Who is John Galt?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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