How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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