Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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adam hodgson !

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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