- Anti Joke

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

123 f*ck off

whats green and lives in the water

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.