Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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