- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Bob Saget that is all

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Beka has AIDS

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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