- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Women's Rights

Poker? I barely even know her.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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