- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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