- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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