What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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