- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Horse.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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