- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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