- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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