I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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