- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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