- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Dumbledore dies.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Black people in Camden NJ.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Neil is a reterd.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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