What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Good job, son.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Wenis Penis

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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