"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Neil is a reterd.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Wenis Penis

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Anti Joke

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