- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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