- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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