Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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