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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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